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The Deelmaker Bro
Have you been Steved? Deelmaker a.k.a. the Dutch Lump will love the ladies and smoke a carton with the boys. He's always down to drive to Vegas. Drawback: Penchant for tall tales |
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Minwin Bro
Evolution in progress, this bro will keep you guessing and keep you laughing. (with not at) He can garden, write code, cheel, scale tree tops, fake karate, and dance. Stand in one place long enough and he'll blow by you. You'll be wearing his shirt. Drawbacks: full of constructive criticism |
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Legal Bro
For all your financial woes, Call the Bankruptcy King, 714-558-6677. Drawbacks: NONE |
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Bro Duke
Tone deaf and color blind, but still dreams of singing and painting. Drawbacks: Tone deaf and color blind, but still dreams of singing and painting. |
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Kaz the Bro
A rauctious Italian with a taste for beautiful women and bitter ale. He was into Radiohead way before being into radiohead was cool. He was into Jeff Buckley way before being into Jeff Buckley was cool. Drawbacks: Still can't understand a word his says or writes.
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Dungeon Master Bro
Dungeon Master Bro is the most versatile in the Bro-hood. He can eat, (he is featured to the right eating pork rinds, the size of a small car hood) he can DM, he can act, he looks great in diapers, he can sing, he can dance, he can weeave seemingly disjointed articleas from the "Weekly World News" into a cohesive plot, it doesn't. Drawbacks: Beans, simple beans, and if you don't know what i mean, be thankful. |
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Bros from the beginning
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