Throughout the many travel of BSG we have many bros!
The following is a small sampling of the BSG BRO-therhood. replete with BRO benefits and drawbacks.
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Jeremy, total bro.
That is Jeremy in the glasses. Here he is pictured with one of his many females. (all bros of BSG get massive amounts of chicks. Jeremy is no exception) Jeremy is the kind of brow that you can watch Aerican Idol with and he'll let you use his phone to vote for your favorite Idol. To hell with a service charge. Jeremy is a total bro. Drawback: Not afraid to talk between commercials |
Dynamic Bro Duo
That is Kris with the finger, and that is Matt with the lips puckered. These guys are like ultimate bros. Kris would give you his last dollar, and Matt would drag and sailboat across a windless bay in the name of bro-hood. These guys are tip tops. Hey bro, they are WAY bro. Drawback Kris: has a few and asks bros to "just do this." (it's weird) Drawback Matt: might be a viking. |
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Beef Bro
Continually setting the Bro standard. Always down to double. Always down to get stupid. Always down to cheeel. Its all good, and he is all bro. Drawback: cockblocker |
EuroBro
Wears his pants too high, and speaks with frosted up accent, but still rates extremely high on the Bro-meter. Kind of bro that will bullshit with your for hours on end at a Galway pub. Drawback: Needs to wear a mask.
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OddBall Bro
That is NateDawg, the taller one. He is a blast bro. If you are down, nate is the cure. He got a chance to shake this man's hand, and Chelsea Clinton took a picture. That is just the kind of bro NateDawg is. Oh yeah, and extra props for Nate's collection of mpegs, and his wonderful travel journals. Drawback: Sometimes he's at a 10 when we need him at a 2 |
FranBro
This is the only available picture of the FranBro. His whereabouts are unknown. He is wanted in six states for lewd and lacivious displays of public drunkeness and nudity. He owns a Porche, and only dates Latinas. Goes by the aliases "Andy" and "Yak yak yak." No known drawbacks
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E-BRO
I searched and searched and searched for a picture of E-Bro without a beer. No luck. Even in his baby pictures he's rockin malt liquor in the baby bottle. Drawbacks: hopeless romantic, emphasis on hopeless |
