Do any of you foin looking ladies need a jay oh bee?
Let "2 Phatt Tom" put you to work!

HIRING IMMEDIATELY: Ladies, do you often fantasize about a job in the great outdoors? Then this must be the position for you. Looking for a female with street smarts, someone that can to go off of her gut. A woman that can multi-task and works hands on. Call today, and gain a sense of purpose by nightfall. But don't ever mess wit mah monay!

Remember: it's important you find me baby... I got a hair trigger and I smell like burnt skin